My name is Kelsei. My friends call me Kelso. I'm 23 years old, and I work at a bookstore. Yes, I'm a lesbian. No, I don't care if that bothers you.
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one time in the 7th grade i brought this curling iron to school
and the boys from my class saw it and they thought it was a dildo or something and my nickname became japanese butt torture
and everytime i see them they never let me forget this no matter how many times i try to explain that this is a curling iron
WHY would you want to get rid of THE GREATEST NICKNAME I HAVE EVER HEARD OF IN MY LIFE??